"Don't be too fat, or too thin, or too dark, or too light; don't be too sexual, or too chaste, or too smart, or too dumb. Be yourself."

"Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"

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Don’t ever think a man loves you because he keeps coming back. That man loves the power he has over you. He knows you’ll take him back.


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"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."

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Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

How many times have i reblogged this omfg
"I did not intend to get this drunk"
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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